Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Fire him or support him!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Good win, another reason to can Lovie!
T-Mac would look good in a bullies uni
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Bye Bye Monopoly Man
Monday, December 21, 2009
Lovie's swan song????
Monday, December 14, 2009
Ty Thomas
Lovie gots to go
Monday, December 7, 2009
cubs trade
Next year is here
There's also the Gruden-like issue of his career goals. In a heartbeat he might turn out to be the hottest NFL coaching prospect from the college ranks, especially after the success his brother, John Harbaugh, is having with the Baltimore Ravens. But Harbaugh says he loves coaching at Stanford and isn't looking around, he can stay the head coach as long as he wants to, or at least through the extension that goes through 2014, and most importantly, he has a sweet $70,000 office bathroom. And yeah, he's just wacky enough that he really might stick around.
yes that would be good ole #4. Jim Harbaugh. The last old bears player to coach the team had pretty good results. Dare we try again..............
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Bets for Week 13
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Chicago's First Place Team
NFL Bets week 12
Monday, November 23, 2009
The Breakup
Friday, November 20, 2009
State of the Bears
Bears - Eagles Preview: Sentence-Statement Edition
They are due for a win.
Cutler is due for a good game.
Andy Reid is obese.
Brain Westbrook is concussed.
Donovan McNabb endorses Campbell's Chunky Soup.
Lovie Smith looks like a turtle at press conferences.
Matt Forte scores two touchdowns Sunday night.
Charles Tilmann causes a fumble.
If the Bears stink again I will watch the finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
This season has made no sense so far.
Bears 24 - Eagles 20.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
NFL week 11
Monday, November 16, 2009
Cubs make a push
Friday, November 13, 2009
Final Bears Thoughts For a While....
In the Bears five losses Jay Cutler has thrown 15 interceptions.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Its a rumor but i can dream.
Bears Niners Preview
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Bears - 49ers Preview: Thursday Night Special
Let it be known the Bears season is not quite over yet, although the way they look right now a 6-10 record is much easier to fathom than 10-6. They will probably need to win three in a row (SF, Philadelphia, Minnesota --- yikes!) and get their record up to 7-4 in order to have a good shot at making the playoffs. That streak has to start with beating former number one pick and fresh off the bench, Alex Smith.
Let it be known my "good quarterbacks beat the Bears" theory will be put to test this game. Alex Smith is not a good quarterback like Matt Ryan, Carson Palmer, Aaron Rodgers and Kurt Warner are. He's not exactly bad and also a bit of a wild-card. So does that mean the Bears will beat him? Who knows? The Bears have done nothing to show me they can beat a passionately coached and competitive team (albeit not a very good team --- 3-5 record, losers of four straight) on the road.
Since I couldn't figure out how to tie-in a story about my Dad choking on a Portillo's Polish (don't worry it's only week 10) and because the general themes of the Bears have become repetitive--- defense gets no pressure on the QB, defense gets beat in the passing game, offense relies on Cutler's arm too much, offense has no running identity --- I end this preview and hope once again that I am wrong:
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
I hate Derek Jeter even more now!
Monday, November 9, 2009
They are who we thought they were???
It's a Good Thing the Bears Have Jay Cutler or Else This Season Would Be Spiraling Out of Control
For the first time in decades, the Bears finally have a strong-armed quarterback and things couldn't be better. Move over Erik Kramer, Cutler is on pace to shatter all your Bears passing records this year. With a stat line like this through 8 games--2000 yards, 14 TDs and completing 63% of his passes-- all is well in Chicago, finally.
How many wins would the Bears have without Cutler this year? 3, maybe 4 tops? They'd probably be an inconsistent .500 team struggling through each week.
With Cutler, they are poised to make that playoff run that everyone thought was possible in the off-season. With Cutler, the bad offensive line, horrible coaching, lack of run game and inept defense is an afterthought. With Cutler, the Bears can finally throw the ball deep and rack up any amount of points their defense might give up. With Cutler, nothing else matters.
Anyone else starting to think that the Bears addition of Cutler is kind of like a guy buying an $80,000 luxury car even though he can't afford the payments, lives in a shitty apartment, has a shitty job, has to park it outside on the street where hoodlums can vandalize it and doesn't even know how to drive it since it's a stick-shift? But fuck it, look how awesome it looks shining in the sun after you've washed and waxed it!
Friday, November 6, 2009
Bulls so far. He said what?
Bears - Cardinals Preview: The Crusade of Kurt Warner
Cut by the Green Bay Packers in training camp---- Joins AFL's Iowa Barnstormers ---- Stocks groceries at the local Hy-Vee ---- Marries ex-Marine Corp and strong-arm Brenda ---- Cancels tryout with Chicago Bears because of scorpion bite sustained during his honeymoon (how much should we trust wikipedia?) ---- Trent Green's ACL snaps like a twig ---- Dick Vermeil cries ---- Throws for over 4,000 yards and 41 TDs ---- Wins Super Bowl along with regular and post-season MVP ---- Becomes 4 time Pro Bowler ---- Wins another MVP ---- Makes two more trips to the Super Bowl ---- Currently has career QB rating of 93
An obvious feel good story and an obviously talented quarterback. So, how will the Bears stop this guy on Sunday? Well, for starters, this isn't the same "gee shucks look what I did Lord" guy that could throw a football as accurate as anybody in history. This year his age has caught up with him (38 with a touch of grey in his hair) as he has thrown as many interceptions as touchdowns and is coming off a clunker against Carolina. His team is perhaps in a post-Super Bowl loss hangover and is limping to a 4-3 record. That said, given time in the pocket, this guy still can rip apart weak secondaries like Dan Jiggets and a T-Bone steak.
How the Bears can win: Aggressive defense
Sure getting five turnovers against the Browns is a nice accomplishment, but outside of that game the Bears have yet to show their trademark fast aggressive defense that made them a feared team in the past. This game is certaintly winnable for the Bears, but as always it starts up front with the D-Line. Adewale Ogunleye, Alex Brown and Mark Anderson and co. need to establish a good pass rush early and fluster Warner. If Warner is comfortable he will pull a Carson Palmer on the Bears. A good rush takes the pressure of the DB's as well, who will have their hands full all day with the star receivers for Arizona.
How the Cardinals can win: Thru the air
Despite having two decent young runners in Tim Hightower and rookie Beanie Wells, the Cardinals rank dead last in the NFL in rushing. What they do have, however, are top of the line wide receivers. Larry Fitzgerald is on the short list for best in the NFL, Anquan Boldin is a former Pro-Bowler and Steve Breaston is an up and coming star. All three of these guys caught over 1,000 yards a piece last year. (Think about what Calvin Johnson, Chad Ochocinco and Roddy White did to the Bears this year already.)
Critical Performer: Kurt Warner
Prediction: Cardinals 27 - Bears 24
Sorry TheChicagoSportsCritcs fans, but over the past month the Bears have shown me that they can lose close (Falcons), lose big (Bengals), sit out a week (Bye) and win sloppy (Browns). Add in the fact that the Cardinals are 3-0 on the road and this match-up doesn't look so great for Chicago. Here's hoping I'm wrong.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Bears Week 9 Preview
NFL bets this week
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Act wearing thin....
Monday, November 2, 2009
Bear bashing???
Got a good quarterback? You'll probably beat the Bears
-Ben Roethlisberger
-Seneca Wallace
-Matthew Stafford
-Derek Anderson
Beating Pittsburgh and Big Ben has been the win of the year and is the exception in the season so far. The other three quarterbacks they've beaten probably shouldn't be starting in the NFL.
Here are the quarterbacks that have beaten the Bears this year:
-Aaron Rodgers
-Matt Ryan
-Carson Palmer
All three of these guys are established and talented quarterbacks.
Now for the bad news. Here are the quarterbacks the Bears still have to face:
-Brett Favre
-Brett Favre
-Kurt Warner
-Donovan McNabb
-Joe Flacco
-Aaron Rodgers
-Matthew Stafford
-Alex Smith
-Marc Bulger
I know that a teams quarterback is only one part, but I really believe good quarterbacking will beat the Bears 3 out of 4 times like what has happened already. Their secondary is shaky and they have not rushed the passer well at all. Judging by this I've got them winning the bottom 3 and winning 1 or 2 games (Packers, Cardinals and Ravens likely suspects) in the group of five establsihed quarterbacks. Of course this is speculation and they could lose to the 49ers pretty easily and could also score an upset win somewhere in the schedule. This is just one way of observing the year so far.
Will 9-7 make the playoffs this year?
Bears Postgame
Friday, October 30, 2009
NFL bets for this week
Bears Week 8 Preview
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Bears - Browns Preview: Panda Express Edition
(Note: This week's preview was inspired by and is dedicated to Lili, the enchanting woman that served me at Panda Express on Thursday.)
Orange Chicken: Jay Cutler
Easily the best dish at Panda, the Orange Chicken is tender, tangy and everyones favorite. Cutler (the best and everyones favorite already, don't try to deny it) is coming off a two interception game in which he looked pedestrian. Give him a slight break for the poor performance as the team was blown out from the get-go. John Elway wouldn't have brought the Bears back from the Bengals debacle. He should have his way with the Browns defense and have an great game throwing the ball to Hester, Knox, Bennett and Olsen.
Beef and Broccoli: Lance Briggs
The most consistent dish at Panda time in and time out. You get a little meat, some good vegetables and a lot of fun. Sound like Lance Briggs to anyone? This guy has been "the man" on the Bears defense, consistent all year long, and has taken over Urlacher's leadership role. Look for him to take control again and limit Jamal Lewis, Derek Anderson and the rest of the Browns offense.
Egg Roll: Johnny Knox
The wild-card on the Panda menu. Nearly everyone passes up the egg roll, but some guy ordered four yesterday while I was in line. When it rains, it pours. Johnny Knox had scored a touchdown in four straight games before the Bengals game. Like any good wild card, this guy can go off at any moment. I think he gets back in the action and spikes the ball this week in celebration.
Sweet Fire Chicken: Hunter Hillenmeyer and Josh Beekman
Brand new on the menu, an interesting combination of sweet pineapple along with some heat. Hillenmeyer's new position of middle linebacker this week rotates Roach over to the strong side. Hunter is a smart and disciplined football player that makes up for his lack of athleticism. Beekman, now the new left guard, will be a welcome addition to the struggling offensive line. Beekman is a solid pro that should look like Hall of Famer Anthony Munoz compared to the confused and demoted Frank Omiyale.
Chicken and Mushroom: Lovie Smith
Is there a more divisive food than mushrooms? Some love 'em, some hate 'em, others are so-so with 'em. Lovie generated a ton of buzz after the crippling loss to Cincinnati. Some want him fired now, some want him fired at the end of the year and some defend and respect the overall consistent winning he has brought to the Bears during his tenure. Lovie is feeling the heat and maybe needs an easy win more than any other Bear.
Prediction: Bears 24 - Browns 10
Take a seat, Frank
Bulls Season
"Thank God" Ben Gordon is gone? Beg your pardon? You started off by praising the Bulls for a hard fought and exciting playoff series against the Celtics and then say that you are happy Ben Gordon is gone. Hate to break it to you but Ben Gordon was the reason the Celtics series was exciting. The Celtics series would have gone 5 games without Gordon. He averaged 24 pts a game that series and hit some incredible big shots. Not sure how Ben Gordon got to become a scape goat for the Bulls, but it's not really fair. You don't need everyone on your team to be a defense wizard, look at how Toni Kukoc worked for the Bulls with his shitty defense. I mean, we can trade back for Thabo Sefolosha if you want, he plays good defense. Gordon was their best player the past few years in my opinion and they will definitely miss him. Come crunch time we'll see who has the guts to take the shot.
Bulls Season Preview
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Cubs All-Decade Team
The 2000-2009 Chicago Cubs: A Decade of Summer Memories
For me, a different medium brings back even stronger memories than music; the Chicago Cubs. Being a Cubs fan (a real one, not the kind you find hanging out at John Barleycorn at 2 a.m. wearing khaki shorts and a polo shirt) the past ten years has certainly had it's ups and mainly downs. But regardless of the emotion, the memories will always be alive. For instance, twenty years from now I might have no clue what year I was a part-time bagger at Kroger if it wasn't for the Cubs. The only thing I really remember about that job, or care to remember I suppose, is that I quit sometime in October of 2003 so that I could watch the NLCS between the Cubs and Marlins. Similarly, just hearing the name Jon Lieber oddly evokes memories of my dentist's parking lot. A routine check-up in 2001 came at in opportune time as I had to leave the "Pat and Ron Show" in my car for the dentist in the middle of a Jon Lieber no-hitter. (Lieber would later give up a hit and finish with a one-hit shutout and Dr. Brennan told me I had my first cavity.) As I grow older, and my memories become fewer, I can only imagine what will bring me back to the 2008 playoffs. For now, I'm fine with the image of myself losing my shit over James Loney's grand slam in Game 1 of the 2008 NLCS.
While there were some somber moments, like the Loney slam, the 00's decade (2000-2009) is without much debate the most successful decade in Cubs history since the 1940's. The 1990's featured two winning seasons, for example, but the 00's featured six. (Remember this the Cubs' history, so winning seasons are an achievement.) The Cubs made the playoffs three times in the decade, which is the same number of playoff births from 1945- 1999. A record eight players made the All-Star team in 2008 alone. Needless to say, it was a decade that produced fantastic players and vivid memories. The following All-Decade team I created consists of a different player from a specific season at each position. This list does not take in consideration career achievements, rather the greatest single season of the decade at each respective position. Hopefully this list of Cubs from 2000-2009 brings back to life a few recent Cub memories for you as it did for me. It seems part of remembering what you love is remembering how you got here.
Catcher: Geovany Soto, 2008 (.285 avg 23 hr 86 rbi)
- An easy, no-brainer selection. Geo not only won Rookie of the Year during this impressive year but was also an All-Star starter.
- Honorable mention: Joe Girardi, 2000 (.278 avg 6 hr 40 rbi and his only All-Star selection) and Michael Barrett, 2006 (.307 avg 16 hr 53 rbi).
First Base: Derrek Lee, 2005 (.335 avg 46 hr 107 rbi 120 runs)
- A stunning and near triple crown season from the Cubs masher Derrek Lee. Lee not only led the league in batting average, hits and doubles but also won a Gold Glove.
- Honorable mention: Fred McGriff, 2002 (.273 avg 30 hr 103 rbi) and Mark Grace, 2000 (.280 avg 11 hr 82 rbi).
Second Base: Mark DeRosa, 2008 (.285 avg 21 hr 87 rbi 103 runs)
- A very strong year out of the fan favorite DeRosa. Although he only played 95 games at second base in 2008, his power numbers are reason enough to give him the All-Decade selection. This was a very close race as Eric Young and Mark Bellhorn both quietly put up strong seasons in the decade.
- Honorable mention: Eric Young, 2000 (.297 avg 47 rbi 98 runs 54 sb) and Mark Bellhorn, 2002 (.258 avg 27 hr 56 rbi 86 runs).
Shortstop: Ryan Theriot, 2008 (.307 avg 38 rbi 85 runs 22 sb)
- Since this crop arguably had the weakest offensive seasons to chose from, The Riot gets the nod based off his great average and steals. Yet another selection from the 97 win team in 2008.
- Honorable mention: Ricky Gutierrez, 2001 (.290 avg 10 hr 66 rbi 76 runs) and Alex Gonzalez, 2003 (20 hr 59 rbi 71 runs).
Third Base: Aramis Ramirez, 2006 (.291 avg 38 hr 119 rbi 93 runs)
- 2006 was a fabulous season from one of the better hitters in all of baseball this decade. At the plate Ramirez did it all that year including setting career highs in home runs and runs batted in.
- Honorable mention: Ramirez, 2004 (.318 avg 36 hr 103 rbi 99 runs). Almost all the other Cubs that played this position in the decade (and 80's and 90's for that matter) were a bunch of fuckos and might find themselves on the All-Decade Blooper Team.
Left Field: Moises Alou, 2004 (.293 avg 39 hr 106 rbi 106 runs)
- Besides peeing on his hands to toughen the skin, Alou displayed some gaudy power numbers in 2004 along with an average near .300. Alfonso Soriano's first year with the club was a very close second.
- Honorable mention: Alfonso Soriano, 2007 (.299 avg 33 hr 97 runs 19 sb) and Jacque Jones, 2006 (.285 avg 27 hr 81 rbi 73 runs).
Center Field: Corey Patterson, 2004 (.266 avg 24 hr 72 rbi 91 runs 32 sb)
- In 2004, Patterson played the most games in his career with the Cubs and showed why he was such a valuable prospect. The "could have been" Patterson narrowly beat out Juan Pierre and his 200 hit season.
- Honorable mention: Pierre, 2006 (.292 avg 87 runs 58 steals 87 runs) and Jim Edmonds, 2008 (19 hr 49 rbi 47 runs in 85 games played).
Right Field: Sammy Sosa, 2001 (.328 avg 64 hr 160 rbi 146 runs)
- What, you were expecting Milton Bradley or Jeromy Burnitz? In 2001, Sosa put up numbers so rich in one year that a good player would struggle to match in two full seasons. 306 combined runs and rbi in one year is no easy feat. This is not the proper forum to debate the "s" word, so all I can offer is this right now: Amongst his peers in that era he crushed the competition. Judge him by that.
- Honorable mention: Sosa, 2000 (.320 avg 50 hr 138 rbi 106 runs)
Starting Pitcher: Jon Lieber, 2001 (20-6 3.80 era 232 ip)
Starting Pitcher: Mark Prior, 2003 (18-6 2.43 era 245 k)
Starting Pitcher: Kerry Wood, 2003 (14-11 3.20 era 266 k)
Starting Pitcher: Carlos Zambrano, 2004 (16-8 2.75 era 188 k)
Starting Pitcher: Ryan Dempster, 2008 (17-6 2.96 era 187 k)
- This fearsome-fivesome, in no particular ranking, all brought something a little different to the plate this decade. Lieber was the only 20 game winner this decade, finished fourth in Cy Young voting and ate up innings. Prior and Wood in 2003 were the most dominant 1-2 punch in the majors and maybe should have done what Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling did for the Diamondbacks; win a World Series in their primes. Carlos had a number of good years this decade, I took the one with his lowest earned run average. Dempster was an All-Star in 2008 and had an all around fantastic season.
- Honorable mention: Matt Clement, 2002 (12-11 3.60 era 215 k)
- Honorable mention: Greg Maddux, 2004 (16-11 4.02 era 212 ip)
- Honorable mention: Ted Lilly, 2008 (17-9 4.09 era 184 k)
Relief Pitcher: Carlos Marmol, 2007 (1.43 era 96 k)
- One of the better years for a reliever this decade throughout all of baseball. This was an easy choice as Carlos was filthy all year and recorded 96 strike outs in only 69 innings pitched.
- Honorable mention: Kyle Farnsworth, 2001 (2.74 era 1o7 k) and Bob Howry, 2006 (3.17 era 71 k).
Closer: Joe Borowski, 2003 (33-37 saves 2.63 era)
- Let the debate begin. Picking a Cubs closer of the decade was not easy. Joe Bo gets the nod because of blowing only 4 saves and having a nifty era. Kerry Wood could have earned this in 2008 as he was an All-Star, but he deserved a starting spot in the rotation.
- Honorable mention: Tom "Flash" Gordon, 2001 (27-31 saves 3.38 era), Ryan Dempster, 2005 (33-35 saves 3.13 era) and Wood, 2008 (34-40 saves 3.26 era).
Manager: Lou Piniella, 2008 (97-64 record and Central Division Title)
- I suppose this could go to Dusty in 2003 for making it longer in the playoffs (hell, winning a game) but having 8 All-Stars and the most wins in the majors is far enough for me, Sweet Lou.
- Honorable mention: Dusty Baker, 2003 (88-74 record and Central Division Title).
There you have it folks, the brightest and best seasons from the Cubs this decade. Please comment if you feel I left someone out or email me at: thechicagosportscritics@gmail.com. Go Cubs.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Big Mac 2
Just a thought about McGwire
I'm not sure why a guy that averaged a home run every 10 at bats (mlb record) coaching Pujols and co. would be a good thing for the Cubs? Won't the Cardinal hitters be excited to learn from a legendary hitter as opposed to Hal McRae? Just a thought...but since when did McGwire become looked at in a bad light in terms of hitting? Hitting the other way is nice but not necessary if you have a game plan at the plate. McGwire waited for a pitch to pull and crush and if he didn't get it he likely walked or made an out and hit a home run against Kevin Tapani the following at bat.
The return of Big Mac
Monday, October 26, 2009
An amazing story
Hawks season update
Pitful
Monday Morning Review: Bears - Bengals
- Like I thought: Carson Palmer proved to be a good but not quite elite quarterback.
- Like I thought: Cedric Benson was stopped early and often and was a non-factor in the game.
- Like I thought: Jay Cutler was eager to prove his worth to the Chicago Bears faithful after signing an expensive contract extension.
- Like I thought: The Bears avoided losing two in a row by narrowly beating the Bengals in a dog fight and putting them only one loss behind the Vikings for the NFC North lead.
What an exciting Bears win. Next up, a date with the Cleveland Browns led by fuck-wit head coach Eric Mangini. I only hope that the Bears pursuit of the division next Sunday is on a different time slot as game 4 of the World Series. If my hunch is right again, Carlos Zambrano will be one more magnificent start away from leading the Cubs to a four game sweep over the Yankees.