Friday, November 20, 2009

Bears - Eagles Preview: Sentence-Statement Edition

I'm tired of picking against the Bears this year.

They are due for a win.

Cutler is due for a good game.

Andy Reid is obese.

Brain Westbrook is concussed.

Donovan McNabb endorses Campbell's Chunky Soup.

Lovie Smith looks like a turtle at press conferences.

Matt Forte scores two touchdowns Sunday night.

Charles Tilmann causes a fumble.

If the Bears stink again I will watch the finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

This season has made no sense so far.

Bears 24 - Eagles 20.

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